Oh No...

Dear Audrina,
Well it was bound to happen. I've heard horror stories from other mothers but I never thought it would happen to me. Yesterday your dad came and woke me up with you in tow, smiling up a storm. Dad said, look what she did? In a hazy fog I said "Huh?" She CUT her hair! Oh my goodness! I could not believe it. My formally no banged daughter now had bangs, and not only had you cut your hair to make bangs, but you did it perfectly straight!! I said "No, you had to have cut her hair it's too straight" and your dad so no I didn't, and you Audrina said "No mommy, I CUT MY HAIR!" and you burst in to a fit of laughter. I could not believe it. Apparently your dad and Jonah were watching Ice Age in the living room and you were in your room on the bunk beds and proceeded to chop your hair off! Then after you attacked your hair, you did a couple of your baby dolls' hair as well. It was your brother that noticed it first. Jonah told me he was scared cause you looked different. Jonah kept saying, "Dad, that's not my sister, something is wrong with Audrina." After about 5 minutes of persuasion and instance, your dad finally realized what you had done! I am still the next day in shock! You could have done much worse, I think that is the most scary part. You could have completely chopped your hair short and it could have been all different links! The what if, terrifies me! I still am a sad though, I LOVED the fact that you didn't have bangs. Most little girls your age have bangs and I always thought that no bangs were so much better. But, you have done the damage already and don't worry my little princess, you are still gorgeous as ever. It's only hair, and after a few months of growing your bangs out I can start pinning them back again. But for now, I HIDE every pair of scissors in the house...

Love you always and forever,
Mommy